"touch my butt and give me pizza"
*makes text post* *deletes text post 1 minute later* limited edition
how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows
Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage
sometimes i pretend that im sleeping and dont open the kim k game because i dont want to keep disappointing simon
sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes
i literally cannot understand what this says
if you decide not to be anyone’s life anymore, stay out. you can’t just fuck with people’s heads by coming in and out of it just because you’re bored.