beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

(via kissing-beehives)

Sunday with 3,568 notes / reblog

wolfgangamadeusphoenix:

*makes text post* *deletes text post 1 minute later* limited edition

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shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: elliecyrah, via up-roar)

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(via omariospizza)

Anonymous: What's your sexual orientation

spermspeed:

gwen stefani

cock:

sometimes i pretend that im sleeping and dont open the kim k game because i dont want to keep disappointing simon

uoa:

officialunitedstates:

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes

this

i literally cannot understand what this says 

(via fohk)

zenaxaria:

if you decide not to be anyone’s life anymore, stay out. you can’t just fuck with people’s heads by coming in and out of it just because you’re bored.

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Thursday with 3,262 notes / reblog
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